toocooltobehipster:

reason for divorce: i asked them what’s up and they said the sky

(Source: toocooltobehipster)

fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

dryboneswillsing:

partyvictim:

It’s about who you miss at 2 in the afternoon when you’re busy, not 2 in the morning when you’re lonely.

i need to remember this more

m0ninja:

tvspecial:

whorville:

I could win an Olympic gold medal in being ignored

did someone say something

I think it was just the wind

BITCH ME TOO!! The fuck?
― me agreeing with someone (via lohanthony)

(Source: du4ne)

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